The Snark Handbook: Christmas Edition

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Bah! Humbug! It’s that time of year again….Time to spend too much, drink too much, eat too much, smile falsely, dig down deep to try and find “good cheer, ” battle crowds, try to find parking in over-crowded lots, ignore surly clerks, bartenders, waiters, valets, and parking lot attendants, all in the pursuit of that moment of happiness known throughout the world as…dun, dun, dun: the Holidays. Has there ever been a time more suited to tapping into snark? With commentary, jokes, and quotes regarding Thanksgiving, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza, New Year’s, on bad presents, worse in-laws, horrible children, and much more glorious excess. Enjoy such rotten sugar plums as:      • “Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”—Victor Borge      • “If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it...No awkward explanations of virgin birth...No Irving Berlin songs.”—Among the Top Ten Reasons to Love Hanukkah      • “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”—Phyllis DillerSnark, the Herald Angels Sing is destined to be a holiday classic.