Sarcasm Is a Dragon's Best Friend

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My name is Gemini, and my life is a bloody mess. I almost kill my mother, my overbearing father exiles me out of the nest, one of my sisters wants to neuter me so stupidity doesn't breed, my dead grandmother wants me to complete stupid missions for her, and a witch thinks I'm an arrogant and rude dragon, so she turns me human. Then I get captured by guards from a kingdom notorious for being cruel to males, and they make me their slave for three years. Their queen decides she's had enough of my sarcastic idiocy and sells me to a neighboring kingdom where I get stuck in a new dungeon: kinghood. Apparently I make enemies wherever I go. I have dragon slayers poaching in my kingdom and my army's commander desperately wanting to kill me so he could be king. All I want is to find a way to break my curse and get my scales back . . . and for my father to stop treating me like a hatchling. Is that too much to ask for?