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Enter Zeus. King of the god, major screwup, who exhibits all kinds of horrible, selfish behavior. Enter Hera: Queen of the gods, the template of a shrew, who blames mortal/immortal women for her husband's sexual misbehavior and exhibits all kinds of vengeful, selfish behavior. Our story begins when Zeus decides that he wants a little more fun in life (because having sexual relations with only Hera--and fifty other objects- was getting rather boring). The way he decided to have fun, though, was rather a stupid move for a King. He decided to go out to the nearest city next to Olympus, grab any random girl, and have sex. He'd done the nasty in so many ways that he had lost count (golden shower, goose, a ball of light- need I continue?) So he went out and did just that. Unluckily for our "hero, " Hera was watching from Mt. Olympus. She had given him so many chances to prove that he was capable of fidelity, and then he goes and cheats on her, in front of her. .. again!